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  • freskoisme:

    Blow up my fucking phone with pics so I can gas you tf up… fuck

  • jehovahhthickness:

    Continue to work on yourself and your self esteem until you no longer need compliments or recognition from anyone.

  • gaystation-4:

    female presenting nipples protest reblog

    (Source: igglooaustralia)

  • truereset:

    some of you have never treated a cat with enough love and kindness to experience their adoration and trust and it shows

  • mockiato:

    image

    Every single one of these headlines sure is something

  • magpieanabelle:

    virginieawoolf:

    gotlostintheuniverse:

    coffeebuddha:

    wreathedinscales:

    celean0:

    cheekless0nion:

    cocksmasher69:

    spearmint-milkshake:

    i just saw a fb post where a man was arguing with a woman about the best way to make macarons and he kept insisting that she was wrong, and then eventually he was like “I’ve never personally made macarons, but if you think about it what I’m saying makes sense, i’m simply stating the obvious. i’m sure there are plenty of youtube tutorials that would show you the same thing.” and the woman replied by linking him to her instagram business page and she makes fuckin macaron towers for parties for a living and i’ve been laughing about it for a solid 5 minutes.

    Men automatically assume they’re more of an expert on something than any woman on account of their dicks. I’ve never met such an ignorant and narcissistic creature as a male

    I’ll never forget a time when a fb friend of mine posted that she’s on her way to hospital to give birth. Women commented with “good luck” and other encouraging messages. A man’s comment was advice on how to give birth. 

    You have got to be kidding me

    So I was talking about Jekyll & Hyde (the book) at a writer’s museum while we were looking at an Robert Louis Stevenson exhibit. I was giving my take on Jekyll, and my brother tried to counter it. I countered back easily, and then he said “well I’ve never read the book”

    My dude………..stop

    my ex, whose baking experience was pretty much limited to frying premade biscuit dough in boy scouts to make ‘donuts’, would constantly try to correct me or give me advice on baking

    i’m a fucking pastry chef

    met a dude at a party who was talking about physics and asked if i’d ever listened to any online physics lectures bc he listened to all of this one series and they were so helpful and maybe i could learn some physics too

    i have a degree in physics

    and am a published coauthor in astrophysics

    the best part is that the woman who invented the term ‘mansplaining’ (her name is Rebecca Solnit and i highly recommend her collection of essays) came up with it when she was at a party one night and a man tried to explain a book to her, and wouldn’t let her speak long enough for her to tell him that

    she wrote the bloody book he was mansplaining to her

    You know I have plenty examples of this but that last one takes the cake so imma just let it be.

  • deathtripz:

    family guy funny moment

  • lucidnee:

    lucidnee:

    lucidnee:

    if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!

    if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!

    If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!

    You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!

    if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post